Football Galore

Good grief, not a good night on the box for those who don't love ball games.
Channel 9: Rugby League, Cronulla v Canberra, then Manly v St George.
Channel 10: Australian Rules, St Kilda v Collingwood
Channel 7: Rugby Union, Australia v New Zealand
ABC2: Wheelchair Rugby, Australia v New Zealand

I'd never seen wheelchair rugby before, so switched on the box to have a peek, flicking between the two trans-Tasman games. The main difference between wheelchair rugby and the regular variety? No highly attractive spitting. It's lost me there, right from the start.