Hitchoock Had It Right

Frickin' magpies. They come into the house if I forget to shut the back screen door. Then they freak out and fly around the house, bumping into things and shitting everywhere. There's one sitting on top of the pantry right now, tap dancing on the baking trays. They're not too bright: the pantry is right next to the back door and freedom.



Half and hour later this idiotic bird was still flying past the open doors in a panic.